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Whether you’re a crazy cat parent or just prefer feline company over humans, this funny fat cat sweatshirt is a must-have!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCat moms and cat dads who love humorous apparel\u003cbr\u003eFur parents looking for a cozy and stylish sweatshirt\u003cbr\u003eCollege students who enjoy funny and trendy clothing\u003cbr\u003eQuirky cat lovers who prefer feline company over people\u003cbr\u003eA unique and hilarious gift for any cat enthusiast\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors\u003cbr\u003eUse mild detergent for long-lasting color vibrancy\u003cbr\u003eTumble dry on low or hang dry for best results\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach or use harsh chemicals\u003cbr\u003eIron on low heat if needed, avoid direct print area\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOther Information:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. 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Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank shirt's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNote:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSince this is a custom-made print, we kindly request that you carefully review the sizing chart before placing your order. As these items are made to order, we do not offer returns, exchanges, or refunds for custom-printed products. If you have any questions or issues about your order, please feel free to reach out before purchasing or leaving a review. 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